Thomas Müller
Painted head to toe and clearly the only one in on the joke.
When RTL Sport 'cooked' the German National Team.
A retrospective look at one of the most iconic (and cringeworthy) photoshoots in football history, featuring the stars of the 2010 World Cup squad in their 'natural' habitat.
Painted head to toe and clearly the only one in on the joke.
A goalkeeper turned tribal warrior, war paint and all.
Stripes for the record-breaker. Somehow still dignified.
Full leopard print, full commitment. The shoot's final boss.
Reptilian camouflage that mostly camouflaged his enthusiasm.
Round two of stripes, brought to you by the left-back.
Stripes and spots at once, because why commit to just one beast.
The metronome, briefly reimagined as a big cat.
Two for one. The shoot's grand finale, painted side by side.